3 Ninja Kids (1992)

3 Ninja Kids: Directed by Jon Turteltaub. With Victor Wong, Michael Treanor, Max Elliott Slade, Chad Power. Each year, three brothers visit their grandfather for the summer. He is highly skilled in ninjutsu, and for years he has trained the boys in his techniques.

“Back in 3rd grade, I had just moved to a new town, so I was at the library in that town. I had just been done watching the live-action Ninja Turtles movies for the first time, so I also discovered a little VHS called u0026quot;3 Ninjasu0026quot;. Of course, after seeing TMNT I, II, and III, I just HAD to watch this movie. And I did.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAs a kid, I just ate this stuff up. I loved these movies to death. I thought they were the best things ever. I never understood why everybody hated it, but I got older, and I realize why many people hate this movie: Itu0026#39;s too unrealistic. But who cares? Not every movie has to be just like real-life. Of course, the 3 Ninjas formula with kids beating the crap out of adults has grown since the release of this movie, but it has gotten way stupid, to the point where the bad guys are bumbling fools who donu0026#39;t fight back. But you donu0026#39;t see that in this movie. It has a pretty dark tone to it. Snyder, the villain isnu0026#39;t just some stupid fool like with things like this nowadays, heu0026#39;s a pretty menacing villain, so thatu0026#39;s something that holds up.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnother thing that holds up is the action. I love the fight scenes, but itu0026#39;s too bad that a lot of the violence was cut to secure a u0026#39;PGu0026#39; rating. But itu0026#39;s cool now, since the extended cut has surfaced and for some reason only played on movie channels like Showtime.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThis movie also has some pretty awesome music. Itu0026#39;s a shame that an OST for the filmu0026#39;s score was never released.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSomething I donu0026#39;t like about the hate for this movie is how everyone seems to just call this a rip-off of Home Alone and the first live-action TMNT movie just because of the quote from the Boston Globe on the cover of the VHS and DVD. Look, guys, the Boston Globe panned both Home Alone and TMNT, theyu0026#39;re not trying to promote it as a rip-off or anything, so calm down.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThatu0026#39;s my review. Donu0026#39;t look for Citizen Kane in this movie, and donu0026#39;t pass it off as something on the same level as Dora. Just look at it as entertaining fun.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd as for the sequels? Well, Knuckle Up and Kick Back were good. Knuckle Up is my favorite because itu0026#39;s action on overdrive, and it doesnu0026#39;t care what the MPAA thinks, because they got a PG-13 rating and took it. Kick Back brought back the same charm that the original had. But High Noon at Mega Mountain was crap. The plot was too silly, but itu0026#39;s fun to watch and laugh at.”