Gestrandet im Paradies (2005)

Gestrandet im Paradies: Directed by Stewart Raffill. With Billy Zane, Kelly Brook, Juan Pablo Di Pace, Todd Collins. Three people – a rich couple and a crew member – are shipwrecked on a tropical island and their subsequent fight for survival becomes even tougher when they begin to turn on each other.

“I can only assume the previous posts came from execs at the production company…u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAttended the UK premiere last night. Zane and Brook attended (they probably knew I was gonna be there) and are undoubtedly stars, but what a turkey of a film. I felt sorry for them at times, when the audience erupted in laughter at what were serious u0026#39;thrilleru0026#39; scenes.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBut perhaps I was missing the point. Perhaps an element of tongue-in-cheek was intended. If so, pure genius. If not, career genocide.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOn the plus side, Zane always shines, and Brook can actually act a little. As the other half said (as we ran out the cinema, avec broken ribs), they can be forgiven for this film as they both seem like nice people! The scriptwriter, however, should be marooned.”