Something Crashed in the Woods (2019)

Something Crashed in the Woods: Directed by Jeff Profitt. With Jeff Profitt. A man buys a piece of land to build his dream cabin on. He plans to vlog his entire experience of building this cabin in the woods. One day while walking through the woods he discovers strange markings and burn marks on the trees. He decides to come back later that night to see if he can find what is causing this to happen. When he goes back into the woods at night he discovers something that is not of this world.

“I would love to find something, no matter how minor, to say good about this effort, but the best I can come up with is the camera has decent quality and isnu0026#39;t distracting. Otherwise there is nothing, as the creator spends the time rephrasing the same few sentiments in an apparent effort to fill time to reach a magical number of 75 minutes in length. If you REALLY want to see for yourself, I suggest watching the first 5 minutes, and then from about 20 minutes to 30 minutes, and you will have already seen the first 50 minutes of the film, some more than once, as everything is a rephrase of the contents of these 15 minutes. Then jump to the 55 minute mark to view the last 20 minutes and see for yourself there is nothing to this film. Then feel bad you wasted over 1/2 an hour because you didnu0026#39;t heed everyoneu0026#39;s advice to skip this film.”