No Heart Feelings (2010)

No Heart Feelings: Directed by Sarah Lazarovic, Geoff Morrison, Ryan Noth. With Alison Broverman, Mitchell F. Chan, Hilary Doyle, Marco Gennuso. 29 year-old Melanie is in love with her life in Toronto, but out of love with her long-distance boyfriend. Her breakup throws her easy life into mild existential crisis, but the arrival of a new boy on the scene, Lewis, diverts her attention and helps her rediscover the joys of a lazy summer in the city. Acting as unofficial tour guide, Mel introduces Lewis to her neighborhood. Together they buy Lewis a bike from a crotchety yard salesman, and embark on a two-wheeled urban adventure. But is Mel ready to switch gears? Unsure of her true heart feelings, she and her gang of young, witty friends, enjoy the season’s last gasps.

“I am not sure of the purpose of this movie. Is it possible for a movie to be TOO Indie? It just went nowhere and then it ended. It was a egregious waste of my time. There were weird zoom in shots and poor grammar. When did murdering the English language become a thing? Disappointing.”