The List (2000)

The List: Directed by Sylvain Guy. With Ryan O’Neal, Roc Lafortune, Mädchen Amick, Ben Gazzara. After being arrested for solicitation, a high-class prostitute threatens to make public a list of her best clients.

“Last night I watched parts of a schlock horror movie that some friends of mine in Wichita, Ks were in that was made in the mid u0026#39;60s. The people who MADE this little epic advise you not to watch it because itu0026#39;s so awful.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe only reason I mention that is because that TERRIBLE movie was better than this one !!!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe dialog,in this movie sounds like it was written by a 7th grader, it may, in fact set a record for the number of clichés in one movie.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe acting…well, what can I say ? Ryan Ou0026#39;Neal turns in his usual utterly bland, boring performance. Madchen Amick, whose on screen u0026quot;talentu0026quot; has always been directly related to how little sheu0026#39;s wearing at the time, is dressed for the entire movie so she is , of course, desperately bad. Even an actor of the magnitude of Ben Gazzarra was bad in this movie.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWhen you add juvenile directing and very poor production values overall, well, the time youu0026#39;ve spent reading this review is 4 times more time than you should give to this absolute waste of good film stock.”