Willow (1988)

Willow: Directed by Ron Howard. With Val Kilmer, Joanne Whalley, Warwick Davis, Jean Marsh. A young farmer is chosen to undertake a perilous journey in order to protect a special baby from an evil queen.

“I attended a screen writing class once, and the teacher said that the worst movie ever made was u0026quot;Willowu0026quot; … he also defended u0026quot;White Chicksu0026quot; (in the same class) as being some sort of underrated theatrical gem.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWhat an idiot. Obviously, this man has no soul.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnyway, it must have been this sort of u0026quot;Iu0026#39;m too good for thatu0026quot; attitude that killed u0026quot;Willowu0026quot; in the theaters. I remember seeing previews for it when I was a kid, and there was nothing more in the world that I had wanted to watch. I was raised on u0026quot;The Neverending Story,u0026quot; u0026quot;Legend,u0026quot; u0026quot;Krull,u0026quot; u0026quot;The Beastmaster,u0026quot; and u0026quot;The Dark Crystal.u0026quot; So, sure, I loved fantasy. It was my favorite genre. And even though many will say that u0026quot;Lord of the Ringsu0026quot; is better, I have to disagree. u0026quot;The Lord of the Ringsu0026quot; is a good melding of drama, real-life struggle and fantasy, butu0026#39;s it not fun to watch. u0026quot;Willow,u0026quot; on the other hand, is a blast to watch.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe music from Horneru0026#39;s great … I can still whistle the adventure theme song, and often do sometimes. Val Kilmer as Madmartigan was a great rogue hero, who had plenty of great lines, laughs. Sorcia was by Joanne Whalley, was hot as hell … a fiery redhead who just refused to be ordered or commanded. General Kael (who was supposedly based on one of Lucasu0026#39; critics) is awesome. His look spawned an entire decade of me thinking that people with skull masks were horribly cool. The woman who played Fin Razel (sp?) was great. The Brownies were hysterical. And last but not least, give it up for Billy Barty and Warwick Davis, little people with big roles. I think little people probably thank Mr. Lucas and Ron Howard for making them stars for once, for giving them a showcase piece. Davis really had no better role in his life than this one. And he shined in it.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWell, if that particular teacher is reading this by any chance, I hope you go back and re-watch this as a kid. For me, and obviously many others on this website, the movie was more than a fun, little escape … it was almost a genre-leading film. If thereu0026#39;s one thing that pre-prequel George Lucas was good at, it was at giving the audience a good time … Indiana Jones, Willow, Star Wars … the best adventure/fantasy films ever to come out. Each of them with charming heroes, obvious bad guys, magic, swords, and humor.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu0026quot;Pirates of the Carribbeanu0026quot; resurrected this sort of cinema, I think, and the American public responded to it with verve. I still remember hard-nosed critic Lisa Schwarzbaum giving u0026quot;Piratesu0026quot; a D rating in Entertainment Weekly. I bet she about choked on her own vomit when she saw how much fun everyone had with the film.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd u0026quot;Willowu0026quot; is the same thing. Itu0026#39;s pure magic. Pure escape. Especially good for children, but good for the adults, too. If you canu0026#39;t have fun with this one, than you better go get your laughs from movies like u0026quot;White Chicksu0026quot; … just donu0026#39;t be surprised when the kids come out making jokes about d*cks and p*ssies afterward.”