Beach Girls – Strandhasen (1982)

Beach Girls – Strandhasen: Directed by Bud Townsend. With Debra Blee, Val Kline, Jeana Keough, James Daughton. 3 cute teenage girls head to a rich uncle’s beach house for the summer to party.

“Although this sex comedy was released in 1982, itu0026#39;s really more of a 1970u0026#39;s flick in that it isnu0026#39;t about a bunch of geeky teenagers trying to lose their virginity, and it has a refreshingly politically incorrect attitude toward illegal drugs that is more typical of the late 70u0026#39;s Cheech and Chong era than the u0026quot;Just Say Nou0026quot; Reagan era. The plot, to use the term loosely, involves a beautiful young college student who invites her two sexy girlfriends to her uncleu0026#39;s beach house. The uninhibited friends u0026quot;Gingeru0026quot; and u0026quot;Duckyu0026quot; quickly turn the place into a hedonist playground. But then the uncle (Adam Rourke) shows up and threatens to put the kibosh on the whole thing, so the two mischievous lasses BOTH seduce him. Thereu0026#39;s also a lame subplot about a group of marijuana smugglers trying to elude a coast guard patrol, led by u0026quot;Captain Blyu0026quot; (this is the sound of me forgetting to laugh), so they have to drop their u0026quot;cargou0026quot; and, of course, it ends up on the beach where the girls find it.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThis movie is pretty damn stupid, and it offers such witty fun as fist-fight between offensive racial stereotypes (a horny Mexican gardener and an incoherent Japanese chauffeur). The main protagonist, Debra Blee, is absolutely beautiful, even if she fails to lose her virginity, get naked, or even put on a bikini. Thereu0026#39;s plenty of nudity, however, most notably from former Playboy Playmate Jeanna Tomasino, who if I could describe with one adjective, it would be u0026quot;boner-inducingu0026quot; (although I donu0026#39;t think thatu0026#39;s an adjective). Adam Rourke was once in real movies like u0026quot;Psych Outu0026quot; and u0026quot;Dirty Mary, Crazy Larryu0026quot;, but he was obviously collecting a nice paycheck here, and he got to frolic around with naked nubiles half his age–nice work if you can get it. Iu0026#39;d recommend this movie if you see it the way I did–it comes on TV and youu0026#39;re too drunk or lazy to change the channel–but donu0026#39;t go too far out of your way.”