Mr. Cleaver (2018)

Mr. Cleaver: Directed by Nik Wendelsdorf. With Dwight Baker, Danilo A. Daniel, Patrick Donahue, Brian Dougherty. Seven gutter punks break into a seemingly abandoned warehouse only to find themselves hunted by its bloodthirsty owner. A sex, drugs, and gore throwback to the straight-to-video slasher movies of the early 90s.

“***WARNING***nIf you want a well made movie, donu0026#39;t watch this.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e——u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf you want a disgustingly bad, horrifically undertalented, terribly low budget movie, AND youu0026#39;re a punk, then this is right up your alley.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu003culu003eu003cliu003eWant good filming? Nope.u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eWant good production? No way.u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eWant good lighting? Nuh uh.u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eWant good acting? Negatory.u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eWant good context and script? Nein.u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eWant good fx u0026amp; sound? Nyet.u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eDo you want ANY redeeming value? No.u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eBasically, want anything good at all? No way, no how.u003c/liu003eu003c/ulu003eu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf you answered NO to all of the above, then this movie might be for you!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu003culu003eu003cliu003eWere you a punk? YES!u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eDid you wander aimlessly with your pals? YES!u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eWant some good punk rock? YES!u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eWant some bad special fx with a little gore? YES!u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eDo you like cheesy b-flicks? YES!u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eDo you want lesbians? YES!u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eAnd some brief nudity? YES!u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eWant sleazy dialog, angry kids, and profanity? YES!u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eHow about sex, drugs, and punk rock? YES!u003c/liu003eu003c/ulu003eu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf you answered YES to all of the above, then this is DEFINITELY for you.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eParental content:nu003culu003eu003cliu003eitu0026#39;s a movie about some punk kids…of course thereu0026#39;s profanity.u003c/liu003eu003cliu003ea couple of sex scenes with female topless nudity, as well as lesbian sex scene (female breasts visible), but an act of cunnilingus, shot from behind (female breasts visible and kissing).u003c/liu003eu003cliu003euse of alcohol, cigarettes, marijuana, and cocaine.u003c/liu003eu003cliu003ewhile cheesily done, there are scenes of violence and gore. Not a lot of gore, and the fx are terrible, but itu0026#39;s there. Itu0026#39;s done in a schlocky way, even laughably-so at points.u003c/liu003eu003cliu003eno intense scenes whatsoever. This movie is all about schlock-n-sleaze.u003c/liu003eu003c/ulu003eu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eEssentially, this is a piece of garbage, for the purpose of being, well, a piece of garbage. I donu0026#39;t know if it is the nostalgia of being a punk kid that made me love it so much – remembering doing all the stuff these guys did, well, with the exception of murder, dismemberment, and lesbian sex – or the fact that it was so evidently a labor of love on the part of the writers, director, and actors, but I had a ton of fun.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd in case you didnu0026#39;t get this from the above comments, DO NOT TAKE THIS MOVIE SERIOUSLY! Nobody making it did. But if you want a good laugh with the possibility of nostalgia, pull up a couch, grab your favorite adult refreshment, and enjoy!”