While searching for lost treasure, time traveling pirates end up in the modern day and do battle with unlikely foes: a group of kids with the latest in techy gadgetry.
User Reviews: Well, it’s kinda like The Goonies, but without the cast, the acting, the characters, the story, the clever dialogue, the genius directing, the credibility, the props, the visuals, the overall loveability… Ah, forget it. It’s nothing like the Goonies. It’s just nothing.
I only give it two stars on account of the occasional spark of genuine comedic brilliance from the supporting actors; very rare, though…
Give it a miss. You’re missing, well, nothing.