Vet leads his team of disbanded mercenaries into the treacherous Gallows Wood on one last mission to capture the elusive Professor Black. What was meant to be a simple extraction mission soon becomes a terrifying journey into madness.
User Reviews: Okay, so I get that the movie was made for absolutely nothing. Now I don’t mean this is a low-budget B movie…I mean it was made with no budget. Zero. Don’t believe me? Look it up. That is the only reason I give it a 3 and not a 1.
So, I borrow the flick from TD, Make myself a Manhattan, hit play, and start laughing. The acting from the "Team" is so shatteringly bad I felt silly watching it. I’ve seen better acting at the local community theater. Okay, sure this is the leads first "major" film and he didn’t get paid. Now I know why. I wouldn’t have paid the dude either. Unfortunately the same holds true for most of the actors in this, ahem, film.
There are a few scenes where the comedy saves this from being unbearable. But as a whole it is a yawn. A bad acted yawn.
To wash down this medicine I would have needed three Manhattans.