Ninjas vs. Vampires (2010)

Ninjas vs. Vampires (2010)

Released: 2010
Genre: Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Genre
Director: Justin Timpane
Starring: Cory Okouchi, Daniel Ross, Jay Saunders, ,
Run time: 91 min
IMDb: 2.7/10
Country: USA
Views: 192355

Synopsis

Storyline:
Ninjas battle Vampires for the fate of the world in this all new Action-Horror-Comedy from the creators of 2010’s cult smash, “Ninjas Vs Zombies”! Moments after down-on-his-luck Aaron is rejected by the girl of his dreams, they both are attacked by blood sucking VAMPIRES. Driven to save her, Aaron tracks down the mysterious NINJAS, who wage a nightly war against the forces of darkness. Now, as the Vampire overlord Seth plots to destroy Mankind, Aaron has only one choice – join the ninjas, save the world, and get the girl… or die trying. Sexy, funny, shocking, and fun, NINJAS VS VAMPIRES delivers an action-packed comedic adventure unlike any other!
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User Reviews: I was just going to rate this a 1 and move on, without wasting my time on review, but then I noticed there was a review that gave this trash a 10. So here we go.

I actually watched about 15 minutes before starting to fast forward at 2x, then 4x and finally 8x. I dig Ninjas, I dig Vampires, I don’t dig bad camera angles and shaky action scenes.

Writing is bad. So bad, I was catching myself looking out the window, watching grass grow, instead of watching the movie.

Acting is bad.If story was good, or lines well written, I could overlook it. As it is, acting is bad, and there is no reason to watch it.

Directing is bad.I have seen student movies done better.

OK, I wasted enough of my time on this review I didn’t want to write in first place.

Don’t see this movie, its a waste of time. You can thank that 10 rating review that motivated me to take 5 minutes to write this in hopes of saving some poor sucker from falling for it.

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