Beer for My Horses (2008)

Beer for My Horses: Directed by Michael Salomon. With Toby Keith, Rodney Carrington, Claire Forlani, Ted Nugent. “Beer for My Horses” tells the story of two best friends that work together as deputies in a small town. The two defy the Sheriff and head off on an outrageous road trip to save the protagonist’s girlfriend from drug lord kidnappers.

“u0026quot;Beer For My Horsesu0026quot; is a redneck-flavored u0026quot;buddy copu0026quot; comedy starring country music superstar Toby Keith and down-home comedian Rodney Carrington (the pair also co-wrote the script) as small-town Oklahoma sheriff deputies. Tobyu0026#39;s the strong silent hero type while Rodney provides the goofball comic relief. When the two stop a gang of crooks from stealing fertilizer from a local farm, one of their prisoners turns out to be the brother of a particularly vicious Mexican drug lord. From there you can pretty much write the script yourself — the prisoner tells Keith u0026quot;My brother is going to kill you,u0026quot; Toby laughs it off, then his girlfriend is kidnapped right out of her car on a country road late at night. Of course, the prisoneru0026#39;s brother is responsible, and he arranges an exchange — u0026quot;You bring me my brother or Iu0026#39;ll kill the girl.u0026quot; Thus, Keith and Carrington sneak their prisoner out of jail and head off to Mexico in Carringtonu0026#39;s absurdly over-the-top monster pickup truck, having various misadventures along the way (some of which are far too silly to describe here) before a final showdown South of the Border. Do I really need to tell you how it all turns out? I didnu0026#39;t think so. Toby Keith has suggested that this film is meant to be an homage to the u0026quot;Cannonball Runu0026quot; or u0026quot;Smokey and the Banditu0026quot; movies, i.e. not to be taken very seriously. To me, it seemed like they werenu0026#39;t sure whether they were making a straight-up cop movie or a screwball comedy, and never found the proper balance between the two. Tobyu0026#39;s a decent enough actor, and Carrington is always good for a few yuks, but I was actually embarrassed for him by the time we got to the scene in a rest-stop menu0026#39;s room where he leads a group of loitering gang-bangers in a sing-along. Willie Nelson is always a welcome presence in movies like these, but he seems wasted in a bit part as the father figure of a traveling circus. I got the most laughs out of the first half hour or so, showcasing Tobyu0026#39;s domestic problems and the lack of respect he gets at work from his superior officers. Once they hit the road for Mexico, the movie starts to fall apart. My favorite character in the whole movie is Ted Nugent, who plays a fellow deputy who never speaks (except for two words at the end) — knowing what a motormouth he is in real life, I imagine it mustu0026#39;ve been hell for him to keep his trap shut for nearly the entire movie!! In short, u0026quot;Beer For My Horsesu0026quot; is OK for a few laughs if you happen to catch it on Country Music Television (where it airs on a seemingly weekly basis) but not something you need to seek out unless youu0026#39;re a fan of any of the participants.”