It’s Alive (2009)

It’s Alive (2009)

Released: 2009
Genre: Genre, Horror, Sci-Fi
Director: Josef Rusnak
Starring: Raphaƫl Coleman, James Murray, Bijou Phillips, ,
Run time: 80 min
IMDb: 3.5/10
Country: USA
Views: 24904

Synopsis

Storyline:
Pregnant college student Lenore Harker leaves college before the end of the semester to move to an isolated house with her boyfriend Frank. When Lenore is ready to deliver the baby, they drive to the hospital. In the surgery room, the two doctors and the two nurses are found slaughtered and Lenore and the baby are found covered of blood. When Lenore is released, the family returns to Frank’s house.
Written by
Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
User Reviews: This rather dumb, I even daresay downright imbecilic, flick is a prototypic example of why people righteously hate horror movie remakes. And yet, I started watching it with a very open mindset and actually hoped for a pleasant surprise. Why? Because, for once, it’s not just another redundant remake of a bona fide genre classic that totally doesn’t need an update version. Like "Nightmare on Elm Street" or "Friday the 13th", for example. Why should they be remade? The original "It’s Alive", on the other hand, was an extremely low-budgeted and often clumsily put together obscure cult gem from the early 1970’s! That’s an ideal film to bring to the attention of wider horror audiences through a remake. Unfortunately, it turned out a total failure of a film, with an insubstantial script, a total lack of tension and atmosphere and embarrassing gore/splatter effects. Bijou Philips gives birth to a baby ‘only a mother could love’. The offspring immediately slaughters all the hospital staff in the delivery room and, since it’s so exceptionally large and overdeveloped, it also regularly needs extra snacks like psychiatrists, bimbo blond friends and stoner boyfriends. Mommy carefully cleans up the mess junior makes (and doesn’t even seem to worry that much) and daddy doesn’t seem to have clue of what’s going on. The monster baby is mainly kept off-screen, maybe for the best, and all the CGI butchering effects are pathetic. "It’s Alive" couldn’t even scare an infant. The cute Bijou Philips tries hard to make her character plausible, but the script is simply too idiotic. Larry Cohen, writer/director of the original as well as numerous other cult classics, co-wrote the script of this inferior remake, strangely enough. Perhaps he deliberately sabotaged the whole thing, hoping people would take the effort to check out the original again instead. Good job, Larry, it worked!

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