Gloria (1999)

Gloria (1999)

Released: 1999
Genre: Crime, Drama, Genre, Thriller
Director: Sidney Lumet
Starring: Jeremy Northam, Jean-Luke Figueroa, Sharon Stone, ,
Run time: 108 min
IMDb: 5.2/10
Country: USA
Views: 40621

Synopsis

Storyline:
A street-wise, middle-aged moll named Gloria stands up against the mobs, which is complicated by a six-year-old urchin with a will of his own who she reluctantly takes under her wing after his family has been gunned down.
Written by
BOB STEBBINS <[email protected]>
User Reviews: Yeah, I realize what it says under the director’s credit. But there is no way in hell that I’m gonna believe that the man that gave us "Network", "Dog Day Afternoon", "Running On Empty", and his own quartet of NYPD dramas ("Serpico", "Prince of the City", "Q&A", and "Night Falls on Manhattan") is even associated with this. This is quite possibly the worst mainstream film of ’99, in the cozy company of "Bats", "Virus", "She’s All That", and (gasp!) "The Haunting", just to name a few.

Where to begin? The script for starters. How the writer managed to completely foul up the original source material is beyond me. Much of everything that comes out of Sharon Stone’s mouth is unintentionally funny, especially in one scene where she tells her young companion, "I’m trying to teach you a philosophy of life here!" after telling him opportunities in his future (these include going to a race track, lovemaking, and "chasing a skinny blonde girl with big boobs.")

And while on the subject of Stone, it’s roles like this that manage to solidify the claim that maybe, just maybe, her brilliant turn in "Casino" was a fluke. Please Sharon, say it ain’t so!

Like other users have mentioned, the film’s only saving grace is the car chase. But there’s a lot of tedium to get through until the chase scene comes. Then again, why bother?

Avoid. I can’t stress this enough.

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