Stagknight (2007)

Stagknight: Directed by Simon Cathcart. With Martin Bayfield, Jocelyn Osorio, Paul Coskun, Simeon Willis. Stagknight is derived from the uncensored lusty straight-to-Drive-In horrors of the 70’s and 80’s, I Spit on your Grave, The Beast, Samurai Assisan, movies that spawned the mighty Evil Dead, American Werewolf in London, later Aliens. Set deep in dark mythical English woods Stagknight presents a uniquely stupid look at this genre through the cracked “Weekend Warriors” paintball team. This is mansville not boytown on a blow-out bachelor paintball weekender bender of dirty tricks, hot babes and truly splatter-tastic medieval kills to die for.

“I sat through this movie yesterday night at the Holehead festival in San Francisco, and itu0026#39;s been a long 90 minutes. Dumb u0026#39;jokesu0026#39;, a totally brain-dead plot and characters that you couldnu0026#39;t care less about make for a really disastrous movie. The scripts takes cookbook pieces for a horror film, mixes them in a totally uninspired way and adds jokes that are not really funny. Oh, and most of the gory scenes happen in the off anyways … probably due to budget constraints … but that of course doesnu0026#39;t help the movie either. If your brain has itu0026#39;s day off today, you might want to consider watching this movie, otherwise … stay away.”