I Was a Teenage Serial Killer (Short 1993)

I Was a Teenage Serial Killer (Short 1993). 27m | Unrated

“The moral of this story (for guys) is donu0026#39;t remove your u0026quot;protectionu0026quot; during sex or else your partner will beat the snot out of you, kill you, and stuff a banana in your mouth. I guess these is something symbolic there.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMary, our u0026quot;heroineu0026quot; then meets a male serial killer who is a straight white male who believes all the problems in the world are due to straight white males. The two hit it off well, until he brings home a bound and gagged woman and says he killed the womanu0026#39;s boyfriend. u0026quot;Without me?u0026quot; screams Mary. She then does him in with a dustbuster.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eKristin Calabrese as Mary shows a modicum of talent, but the same cannot be said for anyone else. The photography is very poor, either intentionally or unintentionally. F-bombs are dropped constantly. The closing credits are interesting, my favorite being the guy billed as the u0026quot;A-hole Drug Dealer.u0026quot;”