Bigfoot vs Krampus (2021)

Bigfoot vs Krampus (2021). 1h 10m

“This is quite possible the most ridiculously hilarious (and awesome) Christmas-themed film ever created.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe whole thing is animated with CGI…and takes place in a space-based universe, that a number of films- made by creator BC Fourteen- take place in.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eHere, we have the clone of a clone of a clone of Jack Van Helsing (in full Master Chief garb), who- alongside his pregnant girlfriend, Kali Divine- must save the Atlantean race (of green u0026quot;greyu0026quot; type extraterrestrials) from the wrath of Krampus…who is the greatest- and most vindictive- flying ace in space.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThough, Kali is forced to team up with Jacku0026#39;s best friend, Bigfoot, after he goes rogue (in search of androids to have sex with)…because Kali wouldnu0026#39;t give him a blowjob when he wanted one.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eKali doesnu0026#39;t believe Krampus is actually Krampus…because, like Santa, she doesnu0026#39;t believe he actually exists.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBigfoot, however, knows Santa is real…because they used to get high on kush together.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eVan Helsing does eventually return to Kali- after his sexually driven foray into the universe- because heu0026#39;s unable to kick his memories of her.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOnly to discover that Krampus has teamed up with the (Xenobyte-looking) Boogeyman…to break Lucifer out of jail, so they- with help from a number of other nefarious creatures- can wage war on the humans and their allies…to punish them for their transgressions…and ruin Christmas.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eJack (Ou0026#39;Lantern), Exterminator (who is actually a Terminator), Golem, Jaws, and Anubis (among others), also make appearances, in this war to end humanity.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWhile Ra and Osiris get shout outs.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAs you can tell…the whole thing is pure cheese.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBut itu0026#39;s wildly entertaining cheese!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe animation is both surprisingly good, and hilariously bad, at the same time (and kind of reminds me of Transformers).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWith a script thatu0026#39;s SUPER vulgar (which is the quality that makes it so endearing).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIt, honestly, has no business being as good as it is.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBut it is!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWith the only downside to it being the abrupt ending…as it really doesnu0026#39;t round the story out, and bring it to a close.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eHowever, you can chock this up to it only being the first episode in an ongoing storyline that will progress across a series of films.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWith BC Fourteen using that as an oppourtunity to bring in, and utilize, other characters (from the universe he has created) introduced in both previous and future films.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI freaking loved this!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd you should too.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBecause…if you hated it…you might not know how to have fun…u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e5.5 out of 10.”