Deranged (2012)
36KDeranged (2012). 1h 18m | Not Rated
“The blurb on the back of my DVD begins: u0026#39;Four attractive young women…u0026#39;u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIu0026#39;ll stop right there: four attractive, young women??? Really? Not in the film I watched. Thanks to their wretched personalities, the women in this film are about as attractive as a package holiday to Syria. Even judged purely on their physical attributes, theyu0026#39;re nothing special, with only actress Natalia Celino proving slightly memorable thanks to her enormous knockers (believe me when I say that her chest is the best thing about the whole film).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe blurb also describes this film as u0026#39;edgy and goryu0026#39;. Well, if by edgy and gory they mean tired and predictable, with virtually no decent effects, then I guess theyu0026#39;re right on the money. Deranged disappoints in almost every department. Thereu0026#39;s no atmosphere, zero scares, and sod all suspense: rather stupidly, the film begins by immediately revealing the identity of the killer, thereby making the entire whodunit aspect of the film totally redundant. And talking of totally redundant, thatu0026#39;s exactly how I imagine the majority of the cast will be spending the rest of their professional acting careers.”
