Witch (2024)
5KWitch (2024). 1h 47m
“Donu0026#39;t believe the high ratings for this film!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThese people must be paid shills who are inflating the filmu0026#39;s quality for profit.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eHistorical inaccuracies and inconsistencies abound. u0026quot;Okayu0026quot; was not used until 1839. A bowl of obviously plastic fruit is set on the blacksmithu0026#39;s table. Swords are flimsy aluminum. Acting is at best 2nd rate. The horseshoes that the blacksmith is hammering are absolutely cold, and made for gaming, not for shoeing horses. After he hammers these cold horseshoes uselessly for a while, he hands them directly into the bare hands of a customer, and later his wife, even though he was holding them with tongs while hammering them, indicating that they were very hot!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAfter William and Twyla escape from the jail, the guard who pursues them suddenly just gives up and goes back to town, even though the escapees were only about 20 feet ahead of them!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eJohanna was caught red-handed, holding her parentsu0026#39; heads in her hands in the middle of town, yet William screams out at her trial, u0026quot;How many innocent people have been sent to the gallows by these so-called trials?u0026quot; Apparently, William does not consider fratricide or matricide as crimes worth prosecution!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eu0026quot;Twylau0026quot; was not used as a name until 1965.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAntiChristian bias also abounds! The town priest is a sadistic psychopath who thinks itu0026#39;s his job to cleanse the filthy peasants of their sins by corporal and capital punishment. The gray-robed shaman says that the devil is nothing to be feared. And all religion is a lie based on fear. Demons are evil, but the devil is OK? WTF? Whou0026#39;s the chief of the demons? Wouldnu0026#39;t he be the devil?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eDUH!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe old shaman also claims to be William at a younger age. But this begs the question, how did young Williamu0026#39;s huge nose shrink so much over the years?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOf course, we have more of the parallel universe string theory nonsense that prevails in way too many stories these days. Conveniently makes even the most moronically rudimentary plot too complicated to make sense of! Utter garbage!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI got swindled out of $5 to suffer through this worthless mess, but I am writing this review so that perhaps, in your universe, you will be wise enough not to repeat my painful error!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMay the Farts be with all you motherlovers!”
