Soul Assassin (2001)
58KSoul Assassin (2001). 1h 36m | R
“This was absolutely the WORST movie ever made in Holland and Iu0026#39;ve seen them all! Being Dutch myself, I am ashamed that this u0026quot;videoclip-typeu0026quot; movie was made with a lot of Dutch effort (actors, production and ofcourse locations).u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe story and the acting are so bad and corny that I first thought they made it as an experimental joke. But they MEANT it! Especially the way that this movie was advertised really annoyed me once I saw the finished product. This was supposed to be a movie that would blow us away and it was supposed to be a rollercoaster-ride of action… We were deceived: the plot is worse than a standard action-movie, the blue filter on the images and the weird experimental imaging gives you a headache, and the biggest stunt in Soul Assassin is when Skeet Ullrich rides his bicycle(!) into a canal…! Need I say more…? The director (Laurence Malkin) used to make MTV-videos for rapper Coolio and it SHOWS! My advice: DONu0026#39;T bother renting this one, youu0026#39;ll kick yourself after if you DO!”
