"Emmanuelle: The Private Collection" Emmanuelle vs. Dracula (TV Episode 2003)

"Emmanuelle: The Private Collection" Emmanuelle vs. Dracula (TV Episode 2003). 1h 27m | TV-MA

“This was the worst five seconds of crap I had to endure. For some reason I saw the title, it cracked me up, and I knew what I was getting into, horrible script (if any) and tons of naked women, and somewhere a vampire? Well, I turned it on. After about two seconds of that top notch acting, it was off. How horrible. I even sat through Astro Zombies, so I can tell you that when I quit watching a movie… Then again, I should have known what I was getting into with this gem, but even I set SOME standards. I mean, add some kung-fu, maybe a midget. DO SOMETHING!!! I mean Tu0026amp;A may carry a movie sometimes, but this wasnu0026#39;t even good Tu0026amp;A. These were all tramps trying to be cool. Hey, Ben Kingsley is a great actor, but I wouldnu0026#39;t have him try to play Billie Holiday! You is what you is and thatu0026#39;s all you is. The entire film should have been the caped baddie walking around strip joints and biting hookers. LIke I said, throw in a midget, kung-fu, or maybe a chainsaw and you may have had something. Thumbs up? Thumbs down? I give this movie the finger!”