Bordello Death Tales (2009)

Bordello Death Tales (2009). 1h 30m | Not Rated

“Thereu0026#39;s been some promotion in the UK for this flick containing 3 stories. The reason is simple, 3 directors put their hands together to create something in the style of Creepshow. Jim Eaves made the first one.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eJim already made a few horrors but none that are well known. But I must say that his part, The Ripper, was the best of the 3 stories. The killer looked believable and the twist added in the story was also rather good. Sure, itu0026#39;s low budget but he disguised it with putting some comic style towards some killings. The red stuff do flows frequently and even some tits are shown here and there. The way it was edited made it a good short horror flick. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAlan Ronald directed Stitchgirl, a return to the black and white old Universal classics with a twist of course. Alan already was involved in Hellbride with Eleanor James who plays the main role here as the creature based on Frankenstein. Also in Hellbride was Danielle Laws and Cy Henty both involved in Bordello Death Tales. But this feature is just a bit of blah blah with suddenly some dancing of the creature with some girls. Eleanor was well casted, I knew her from other films and noticed her face back then, here they made use again of her looks especially her eyes. Itu0026#39;s also the only feature without nudity.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe last entry was made by Pat Higgins. Also involved in Hellbride and KillerKiller. For me this short flick was a bit too long. It is also full of blah blah but it do had the most nudity, sadly the tits arenu0026#39;t the real stuff. Nevertheless, itu0026#39;s funny to see how she became a vixen just by adding sexy underwear and some make-up. Thereu0026#39;s a bit of red stuff but not to mention.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eFurther on the disc there are some fake trailers but again they are exaggerated, made in one day I guess. A bit of an ode to Alien and other classics, the gag reel do has a few laughing bits.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf the 3 stories would have been like The Ripper then this surely would be adored by the geeks but the lack of gore and red stuff makes it only worth for people who want to extract their collection. Maybe thereu0026#39;s a bit for everybody, the Kleenex boys surely will have their work with Vice Day. Gore freaks will love The Ripper and those in for a strange story will dig Stitchgirl. But overall I think both directors had a lot of fun after all. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eGore 2/5 Nudity 2/5 Story 3/5 Effects 2/5 Comedy 0/5”