Dungeons & Dragons (2000)

Dungeons u0026 Dragons: Directed by Courtney Solomon. With Jeremy Irons, Bruce Payne, Justin Whalin, Marlon Wayans. Profion, a tyrant, attempts to overthrow a peaceful kingdom ruled by a tough empress.

“Ridley and Snails are thieves in the underclass of their world. Breaking into the magic school to steal they are captured by Marina but, when her master is killed, the thieves find themselves drawn into an attempt by the evil Profion to use the power of a lost sceptre to seize control from Empress Savina, who is trying to reform and make all men equal.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIt is hard to really judge the plot of this film because Iu0026#39;m sure it could have been a rollicking, engaging u0026quot;swords u0026amp; sorceryu0026quot; affair and it is only the delivery here that has turned it into a massive, insulting pile of rubbish. The way that the characters have to explain every single action in BIG LETTERS for the audience was something that grated on me and took me from thinking of it as lazy writing to finding it offensive that the writers thought I was too stupid to follow the story myself. Instead of being a strong narrative the film is just a basic adventure for kids, with effects and noise to keep them distracted. As such it is still only so-so because even children might struggle to care about the unimpressive CGI backgrounds and action set pieces. Itu0026#39;ll please the very undemanding genre fan under 12 years old but unlikely many others.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe characters are another major failing – who thought that writing obnoxious, annoying or smug characters across the leads would cause an audience to be engaged by them? With this to work with, is it any wonder that the cast are roundly poor? Whalin must have thought his luck was in when he landed this role, but he messes it up with a performance that shows he is out of his depth and unsure of himself. McLellan is bland and quite irritating for the majority of the film but her faults pale in comparison to a trio of performances that stick in the mind as the worst of the film. Irons hams it up with all the carelessness of a pro who knows an easy payday when he sees it – he is hilariously terrible at times. Payneu0026#39;s blue lipstick seems to have affected his voice and every line is delivered as a sneer – it is never menacing and quickly becomes tiresome. However the worst performance is form, surprise surprise, Wayans who made me understand what Spike Leeu0026#39;s Bamboozled was getting at. He is a shrieking, mugging ethnic cliché – even worse than he usually does and even more annoying. The odd cameo from Ou0026#39;Brien or Baker do nothing to stop the rot and the cast add to the impression that this was cheaply made without much love.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOverall a poor film that will probably only appeal to kids. The plot is badly delivered and the effects are not as impressive as director Solomon was clearly banking on them being. The cast are lost in the middle of it all and not a single on of them gives a performance that you could call u0026quot;goodu0026quot;, all in all producing a pretty poor attempt at a blockbuster.”