Crocodile Vengeance (2022)

Crocodile Vengeance (2022). Crocodile Vengeance: Directed by Paul W. Franklin. With Sian Altman, Mark Haldor, George Nettleton, Antonia Whillans. Deep in the English countryside, Lisa and Charlie prepare for their wedding at a Tudor mansion. But an angry crocodile lies in wait, determined to ruin their big day.

“Well, I canu0026#39;t say that I had actually heard anything about this 2022 movie titled u0026quot;Croc!u0026quot; (aka u0026quot;Crocodile Vengeanceu0026quot;) from writer and director Paul W. Franklin, nor seen any trailer or as much as heard a single word. But the movieu0026#39;s cover seemed fairly interesting enough to actually make me want to give the movie a gander. However, I have to admit that I wasnu0026#39;t harboring any expectations, because a lot of these monstrous creature – or killer animals – features tends to be dubious movies at best.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWriter and director Paul W. Franklin managed to deliver a very, very generic creature feature with u0026quot;Croc!u0026quot;, and even for a movie of this genre then u0026quot;Croc!u0026quot; was just bland and amazingly generic. Pretty simplistic storyline really, which worked out well enough, but the movie just felt shallow and sort of pointless really, as u0026quot;Croc!u0026quot; didnu0026#39;t offer anything that havenu0026#39;t already been seen and done in other crocodile-based movies.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe acting in u0026quot;Croc!u0026quot; was pretty wooden and rigid for the most parts, making the performances on the screen seem sluggish and sort of amateurish. And that wasnu0026#39;t exactly helping to promote u0026quot;Croc!u0026quot;u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd writer and director Paul W. Franklin had a little bit too much focus on lewd sex scenes, which absolutely meant nothing to the storyline or script, nor helped promote the narrative in any manner. It just felt pointless and ridiculous, and it was something that was very unnecessary to include in the movie.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eNow, with u0026quot;Croc!u0026quot; being a monstrous creature feature, then of course having believable crocodiles in the movie would be a must. Right? Right! Well, guess what? They didnu0026#39;t have believable crocodiles in the movie, not even believable CGI animated crocodiles. Nay. What they did have, however, was rather poorly animated CGI crocodiles that lacked anything to make them realistic or believable. The way they moved seemed so wrong, and it felt like certainly scenes of the crocodile opening its maw and flapping its tongue around was copied and pasted into the movie at various points throughout the 84 minutes that u0026quot;Croc!u0026quot; ran for.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eYeah, u0026quot;Croc!u0026quot; was not an impressive foray into the monstrous creature feature. It was a slow paced and sluggish movie which came without notice and will disappear into the mists of oblivion without notice.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMy rating of u0026quot;Croc!u0026quot; lands on a generous two out of ten stars.”