College Animals 4 (2009)

College Animals 4: Directed by Robert Bennett. With Randy Wayne, Caroline D’Amore, Jareb Dauplaise, Lauren C. Mayhew. Duffy, a former campus king of one-night stands and kinky threesomes, has one final blowout on the night before his wedding. Before making it to the altar, he will have to survive Asian masseuses, horny ex-girlfriends, strip beer-pong, Su0026M booby traps, and the temptations of adult film superstar.

“I know, you wanted to get laid right? u0026quot;Hey Baby, want a part in my new movie?…u0026quot; What an incredible piece of garbage. I mean, how did this make it to DVD let alone Cable. Not one of them could act(except Jesse Jane…Love you baby!). They screwed up lines and you kept it in the movie. The Editing, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what is with all the statue shots for the wedding scene, endless crap shot fillers of Napa. Donu0026#39;t tell me, let me guess, you wrote off the whole wine country trip as an expense for this schlock fest of a movie. Why in the road trip transition scenes did you decide to show a shot of the crappy Toyota instead of the Challenger? Did the Rental run out and you needed another crappy filler to make the 90 minutes? Girls Gone Wild is better than this thing that someone called a movie. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOh yeah, letu0026#39;s not forget about the Mario Brotheru0026#39;s accent for the Father of the bride. Really, that is the best Italian accent you could do? None would have been better. u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI could go on forever with this. For those of you you who rated this above 2 stars, youu0026#39;re the reason American cinema is dying!”