Zombie Hunter (2013)

Zombie Hunter: Directed by K. King. With Danny Trejo, Martin Copping, Clare Niederpruem, Jade Regier. When a street drug turns junkies into an army of zombies, a man named Hunter finds himself with nothing but a beat-up car and a trunk full of guns and booze, until he stumbles across a small band of survivors.

“There are two kinds of really, really bad zombie movies:u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThose with NO Danny Trejo… And those with ¡SI, MUY! Danny Trejo.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOr as much Danny Trejo as the u0026quot;producer/writer/directoru0026quot; could afford to hire, which seems to be roughly a half-dayu0026#39;s worth in this case.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eToo inadvertently cheesy to qualify as the worst ever in its sub-genre, this grind house wannabe also boasts: absolutely no acting or directorial values; an unedited, witlessly amateurish imitation Frank Miller tough guy script; lots of gore, black gore, maroon gore, fuchsia gore, lavender gore, green gore, ecru gore; a gratuitous chain-sawing wielding maniac clown; never-explained CGI mutant space monsters; a single set of all-purpose fake intestines which are repeatedly pulled from various dead extras; characters who keep forgetting theyu0026#39;re in the zombie apocalypse; a running visual gag involving masturbation; a geezer who repeatedly declares u0026quot;Iu0026#39;m getting too old for this sh*tu0026quot;; and a second-lead actress whose IMDb biog notes that she used to model for Japanese girlie mags and now sells lingerie at strip clubs in Utah.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIn sum: grade Z camp fare; awful, but minimally fun. Eh…sometimes youu0026#39;re in the mood for a really bad zombie movie. It may as well feature Danny Trejo.”