Behemoth (TV Movie 2011)

Behemoth: Directed by W.D. Hogan. With Ed Quinn, Pascale Hutton, Cindy Busby, Jessica Parker Kennedy. Scientists discover a giant creature under the Earth that is wrapped around the entire planet. When the creature wakes all grumpy, it causes worldwide destruction.

“Sci-fi… ahem… Syfyu0026#39;s low-budget monster movies often manage to be at least mildly amusing in a u0026quot;Weu0026#39;re so bad itu0026#39;s good and we know it!u0026quot; sort of way. Behemoth, on the other hand, takes itself too seriously to be fun, but isnu0026#39;t good enough to be… well… good.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eYou never feel like the world is in danger or particularly care about any of the characters. It just plain fails to engage on any level. The actors are all pretty competent, thatu0026#39;s about the best I can say for it. None of them has anything interesting to do though.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe one character who dies (well, that weu0026#39;re expected to care about, at least) may as well have had a sticker on his forehead that said DEAD MEAT from his first scene onward. Youu0026#39;ll know him when you see him. Then again, maybe you wonu0026#39;t. Avoid.”