Spaghettiman (2016)

Spaghettiman: Directed by Mark Potts. With Benjamin Crutcher, Winston Carter, Brand Rackley, Joe LoCicero. Clark doesn’t care about you. He doesn’t care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him.

“u0026quot;Spaghettimanu0026quot; was a welcome relief tonight. All day, I watched films that turned out to be incredibly serious and incredibly depressing. What a wonderful change of pace to find a film as original, funny and deliberately stupid as this one! Because itu0026#39;s so stupid…and weird, itu0026#39;s my next installment in my u0026quot;You ainu0026#39;t seen nothingu0026#39; yetu0026quot; series…films so odd, so unique and so demented that you just have to see them…or not. But I suggest you see this one.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eClark (Ben Crutcher) is a complete loser. He is about the worst possible employee and loses job after job–including one as a pizza deliveryman because he was delivering pizzas half eaten! His one friend Dale (Winston Carter) puts up with this and even give him rent money…and you really have to feel sorry for poor Dale. One night, Clark falls asleep while a bowl of spaghetti is heating up in the microwave. When he awakens four days later, he finds that he has a new amazing super power…he can shoot spaghetti out of his hands! And, oddly, he also bleeds and urinates spaghetti. While itu0026#39;s not much of a super power, Clarku0026#39;s ambitions arenu0026#39;t all that lofty either. Instead of trying to rid the Earth of evil like a typical hero, Clark is pragmatic and when faced with evil, he expects the folks he saves to pay. Otherwise, he just minds his own business! After all, he sure ainu0026#39;t doing it for free! So, while wearing an old paper bag over his head as a disguise, he collects $40 here, $17 there and heu0026#39;s finally able to pay his rent. But when he meets a videographer, he realizes he is able to hit real paydirt and might even be able to save a few dollars! But Spaghettimanu0026#39;s dreams of financial solvency appear to be dashed when a motley crew of villains arrive to put an end of his reign of semi-goodness…and extortion!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWhile no one would call this a great film, director Mark Potts as well as writers/actors Winston Carter and Ben Crutcher have created an utterly ridiculous winner. Sure, itu0026#39;s low budget, sure itu0026#39;s silly as well as a bit uneven. But, itu0026#39;s funny and made me smile…and I think it will make you smile provided you donu0026#39;t expect great production values or a plot that makes much sense! And, at the end of the film you learn that they are planning on making another Spaghettiman film! And who knows…if the film takes off and makes money…perhaps weu0026#39;ll see Stan Lee in a cameo in the sequel!!”