The Nail Gun Massacre (Video 1985)

The Nail Gun Massacre: Directed by Bill Leslie, Terry Lofton. With Rocky Patterson, Ron Queen, Beau Leland, Michelle Meyer. After a young girl is gang raped by a crew of construction workers, someone starts killing off members of the group with a nail gun.

“Just on the off-chance that anyone might be actually looking for a review for this hideous, wretched little movie, here it is. This movie was made on a budget that couldnu0026#39;t have realistically exceeded $300.00. Seriously. Hersheyu0026#39;s syrup gore, rubber nails, cheap, synthy music at the most inappropriate of times, and so much more. The very beginning of this film treats us to what has to be the worldu0026#39;s least realistic rape scene ever. (and I am by no means an advocate for rape, but this was just silly) From there, the Nail Gun killer (portrayed masterfully on the boxu0026#39;s hand-drawn cover as a guy with his crotch hiked up to comical proportions), a nasty little guy decked out in what appears to be a biker helmet held together with duck tape, some camoflage, and a nail gun with a big, yellow curly-cord which kinda defeats the purpose of camo if youu0026#39;ve got a big yellow cord hanging off your back.. proceeds to u0026quot;slaughteru0026quot; some backwoods morons, nails a man in the crotch, (who just moans and groans, sort of like Al Johnson from the band U.S. Maple. Iu0026#39;m pretty sure Iu0026#39;d do more than just a little bit of whining if somebody nailed my equipment point-blank) and goes around saying witty things like, u0026quot;Nailed ya,u0026quot; or something stupid like that. Oh yeah, he drives around an inconspicuous GOLD Herze, too. You see this same Herze parked at a shop where the soon (but not soon enough, as the film proceeds for another 90 minutes)-to-be-revealed killer works, so I guess the filmmakers wanted the viewer to use their deductive reasoning skills. I kinda wish Iu0026#39;d have used my deductive reasoning skills and not wasted $1.08 on this trash.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAlso worth mentioning: the killeru0026#39;s voice (they ran it through a synthesizer to make it sound deep and scary. that, and he laughs a lot. mwa ha ha! kinda like that) the killeru0026#39;s running ability (not suprisingly, the killeru0026#39;s stunt doubles were all women. while watching it Iu0026#39;d figured the person actually running in the killeru0026#39;s costume was a 12 year old boy.) the gratuitous, skanky tu0026amp;a (lots of that good old fashioned 80u0026#39;s skank, too. huge hair, make-up applied 3 u0026amp; 4 layers at a time, tan lines.. bliss) and finally, the old man (I donu0026#39;t know who this old coot was or where director Terry u0026quot;T.L.u0026quot; Lofton found him, but god love him he was the best thing in the movie.) There is so much more to this horrible movie that I canu0026#39;t spoil (or canu0026#39;t remember because Iu0026#39;ve blocked it out of my mind) for you so itu0026#39;s definitely recommended if youu0026#39;re looking for a bad time.”