Bad Kids Go to Hell (2012)
29KBad Kids Go to Hell: Directed by Matthew Spradlin. With Cameron Deane Stewart, Ben Browder, Jeffrey Schmidt, Ali Faulkner. On a stormy Saturday afternoon, six students from Crestview Academy begin to meet horrible fates as they serve out their detentions. Is a fellow student to blame, or perhaps Crestview’s alleged ghosts are behind the terrible acts?
“Itu0026#39;s Saturday at the elite private school Crestview Academy. Six students are serving detention. The school is rumored to be haunted and the kids are locked in the library. Eight hours later, itu0026#39;s a scene of utter carnage as the SWAT team breaks in.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe u0026#39;kidsu0026#39; are old twenty-somethings. The girls are dressed like soft porn actresses and one actually does a striptease. At least, itu0026#39;s trying something. I wouldnu0026#39;t say itu0026#39;s successful. I donu0026#39;t know how the Rorschach test would work on the kids. There is an unreality that works against the story. Itu0026#39;s not quite funny enough to be fun. I get what itu0026#39;s trying to do. It would be nice to actually care about a protagonist or laugh at a joke or enjoy a reference. This fails to do that but I do like the attempt.”