Zomblies (2010)

Zomblies: Directed by David M. Reynolds. With David M. Reynolds, Lauren Shein, Christopher Dane, Daniel Drew. When a private militia’s rookie zombie hunters send out a distress call, it’s up to the Rangers to cross The Wall and bring them back as well as uncover the truth about a terrifying new breed of zombie.

“As much as I love all things zombie, then I also know from bitter experience that more than often is a zombie movie a swing and a miss. u0026quot;Zombliesu0026quot; was no different.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eFirst of all; the title! What was up with that? What was the whole thing with the added L? I just didnu0026#39;t understand that.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSecondly, you would assume that a movie would require to have a storyline or at least something that even just remotely resembles a story and a plot. The storyline in u0026quot;Zombliesu0026quot; was six feet under here, no pun intended, and it never even got close to unearthing itself. It was just a bunch of people running around and away from zombies that were also running. No! Just no!u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThere was very little acting in u0026quot;Zombliesu0026quot;, but of course why would there be any acting in a movie where all that was going on was running around and shooting zombies?u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAnd the zombie make-up. Again no! Just no! It was the typical low budget zombie make-up, well, or rather lack thereof. First rule of a zombie movie is proper special effects and make-up. Rule two, no running zombies. Rule three, a proper storyline. u0026quot;Zombliesu0026quot; failed on every account.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eIf you are a zombie aficionado, stay clear of this movie, unless you are nurturing a hangover and just need a mindless, no pun intended, movie to pass the time.”