Return to Nuke 'Em High Volume 1 (2013)

Return to Nuke ‘Em High Volume 1: Directed by Lloyd Kaufman. With Asta Paredes, Catherine Corcoran, Vito Trigo, Clay von Carlowitz. When the other students begin to undergo mutations, a lesbian couple must solve the mystery and save Tromaville High School.

“Almost 30yrs since the first Nuke Em High movie and almost 20yrs since the last one, Lloyd Kaufman returns in a reboot to Tromau0026#39;s second most famous franchise.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOverhauling the plot altogether (Not that there really was one) it tells the story of two girls who fall in love and have to combat an evil corporation and a genetically modified glee club.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSo all these years later what are the differences? Well itu0026#39;s the same gore, nudity and 3rd grade humor. If you want fart jokes and ridiculous stereotypes this will still appeal.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eWhatu0026#39;s different is theyu0026#39;ve almost entirely lost the 80u0026#39;s theme (Which was the heart and soul of the Troma universe), theyu0026#39;ve lost the recurring cast and any connection to previous movies.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSo essentially this has thrown aside the universe they have spent 30yrs building and starts afresh with a clean slate. Only thing is they used that clean slate to make the same old garbage for the most part.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eCrude, offensive, dumb, childish and catering to the lowest possible denominator.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe Good:u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eStan Leeu0026#39;s narrationu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe Bad:u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eLloyd Kaufmanu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBeyond childish humoru003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eCringe inducingu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThings I Learnt From This Movie:u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAll you need is lobeu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eLemmy should have been Presidentu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe food network is sexyu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003ePrince alberts are not suitable high school attireu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eTuna Town doesnu0026#39;t sound appealingu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eMarijuana causes spontaneous combustionu003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003e95% of Troma advertising is in movie posters”