The Break-Up Artist (2009)

The Break-Up Artist: Directed by Steve Woo. With Amanda Crew, Ryan Kennedy, Moneca Delain, Ali Liebert. A professional couple-breaker is forced to become a matchmaker when new competition muscles her out of the break-up business. In order to save her company (and keep her high-priced wardrobe) she’ll have to rely on her old nemesis: love.

“The break Up Artist – looks like and sounds like a bad porn movie – but sadly, without the sex, which might have made it more interesting. They may as well have used reality TV u0026quot;actorsu0026quot; as the premise was embarrassing and as low-brow as is humanly possible. And obvious. I was so shocked by the awfulness of the look, acting and script I actually couldnu0026#39;t turn it off. I hoped it might improve but it got worse and worse. I hope that it was as cheap to make as it looked for the sake of everyone involved. I almost wakened my husband 3 or 4 times with my gasps of horror at this terrible ordeal. I actually made it to the final long-awaited embarrassing scene. It was done. Who pays me?”