Grindhouse XXX (Video 2011)

Grindhouse XXX: Directed by David Lord, Andre Madness, Lee Roy Myers. With Teagan Presley, Mercedez, Derrick Pierce, Britney Amber.

“Back in the day I used carbon paper like most other office workers: slipping a sheet or two into the typewriter routinely with paper to create duplicate copies and reusing several times. The legibility of the copies would deteriorate rapidly, and fresh carbon paper was needed.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSo we get Adam u0026amp; Eveu0026#39;s porn-parody of the movie parody of those u0026#39;70s action films, which a decade later plays stupidly and pointlessly. No surprise: unearned industry award nominations (and even a win for u0026quot;best comedyu0026quot;) were handed out.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eAn action/crime movie and a slasher horror movie are the contents, plus spoofed Coming Attraction. Since all that directors Andre Madness and David Lord care about is the perfunctory XXX footage, the action scenes are dull and uninteresting.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eSo weu0026#39;re left with the great Mercedez of Vivid Video fame sexy in her shower sex with star Teagan Presley in a nothing cop movie, and an uappealing performance by Alexis Ford as Summer Camp counselor opposite Andy San Dimas as theyu0026#39;re in jeopardy from a muscular slasher.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eItu0026#39;s relentlessly mediocre, dull by the standards of the B movies being imitated. Special effects (especially the barrel flares to represent gun shots) and listless action stages kill time in between lots of explicit sex filler.”