Come Play with Me (1977)

Come Play with Me: Directed by George Harrison Marks. With Irene Handl, Alfie Bass, George Harrison Marks, Ronald Fraser. A health-resort where both the clients and the employees easily take their clothes off and have a little fun is the setting of this sex-comedy.

“Years ago, I saw SEX u0026amp; FAME: THE MARY MILLINGTON STORY and learned about this tragically doomed (and victimized!) British pseudo Marilyn Monroe, and while researching this on the Internet decades later, I opted to purchase COME PLAY WITH ME. Only to learn ominously from the helpful included booklet that Mary scantly (!) appears in the movie. And what a mess this movie is! I concur with Mr Rileyu0026#39;s 2001 review word for word. Why they had to have caricatures as main characters, is, well, not actually beyond me. Itu0026#39;s how the infantile repressed mind works when finally given an opportunity to express itself.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eFalse advertising to the highest degree. Does an injustice to sex comedies. Avoid all these trashy films from that era like the plague.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eBy way of constructive criticism, the movie needed a much younger male cast, somewhat dashing, in the lead parts. As it is, all they had going in the right direction, were the girls themselves. A total script rewrite, a total plot rethink. In short, a colonic irrigation for the feeble minds behind this atrocity. Starting with George Harrison Marks. Who is deceased, so I shall attempt to retain a modicum of class by not speaking ill of the dead. But really, a much better movie could have been made just from their starting point of a dozen or so stocking-clad dolly birds. Anything less risible would have been a marvelous improvement. And doubtlessly no-one would refute that previous sentence.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eOn the plus side is that night-club performer in the semi-contorted pose early on in the movie when that fat little guy goes to Burlesque. The one with the black lingerie Valentine designs to cover her, uhm, modesty. Wow. That ribcage, and those 1977 natural breasts. Nowadays we donu0026#39;t see sculpted waists like that (AnnaLynne McCord of 90210 excluded of course) and breasts are all too often surgically enhanced. Another nice one in this flick is that girl in the gymnasium who walks away across the screen on tip-toe. Another wow.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eHowever, nothing can move me from giving this one the lowest score possible, and you know what? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, it didnu0026#39;t even deserve a 1, but dear olu0026#39; IMDb is too kind- hearted a soul to have included 0/zero/zilch/big fat nothing as an option.”