Sword of Trust (2019)

Sword of Trust: Directed by Lynn Shelton. With Marc Maron, Jon Bass, Michaela Watkins, Jillian Bell. Cynthia and Mary show up to collect Cynthia’s inheritance from her deceased grandfather, but the only item she receives is an antique sword that was believed by her grandfather to be proof that the South won the Civil War.

“Firstly this film is awful, about as funny as a root canal, and more tedious. I am certain that the only people giving it a passing grade of over three stars must be the poor put upon family members of the filmu0026#39;s makers. Faux u0026quot;authenticityu0026quot; by having no script and non-actors (or lousy actors) serves whose interests? The audiences? Certainly not.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eI have a lot of tolerance for low budget production, but not when there is no redeeming positive factor. GCI is expensive, but interesting storyline, characters or dialogue are not expensive. This clunker has none.u003cbr/u003eu003cbr/u003eThe u0026quot;alternative realityu0026quot; is present alright: someone with no talent went to film school and thinks that alone will suffice. It doesnu0026#39;t.”